Dumtettihim is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating
jackal.
Dumtettihim created humanity three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dumtettihim, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Dumtettihim, it will turn you into a rock.
Dumtettihim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Dumtettihim's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about dwarf planets.
2. You must never eat lentils.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Feed all hungry ducks.
5. You must pray to Dumtettihim eight times a day.