Dumtettihim is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating jackal.

Dumtettihim created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumtettihim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dumtettihim, it will turn you into a rock.

Dumtettihim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dumtettihim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Feed all hungry ducks.

5. You must pray to Dumtettihim eight times a day.