Gutxinvog is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless
cobra.
Gutxinvog created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gutxinvog, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Gutxinvog, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Gutxinvog's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Gutxinvog's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick tortoises.
2. Always wear green.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.