Fenlad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, stupid cobra.

Fenlad created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenlad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fenlad, it will refuse to believe in you.

Fenlad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Fenlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fenlad's priests.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.