Niblunsattonkgodbastgum is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, two-faced jellyfish.

Niblunsattonkgodbastgum created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Niblunsattonkgodbastgum, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Niblunsattonkgodbastgum, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Niblunsattonkgodbastgum's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Niblunsattonkgodbastgum's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Run away if three goats approach from the south.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Hide from turquoise geese for they are unholy.