Pitbotfad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciful fox.

Pitbotfad created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitbotfad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pitbotfad, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pitbotfad's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Pitbotfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never hop in the presence of goats.

3. Never feed lots of melons to voles while wearing purple coats.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never hurt hamsters.