Flisortlin Quagcepfigdum is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, happy
goblin.
Flisortlin Quagcepfigdum created a photon three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flisortlin Quagcepfigdum, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Flisortlin Quagcepfigdum, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Flisortlin Quagcepfigdum's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Flisortlin Quagcepfigdum's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Do not chop down trees.