Fumrappin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sapient jellyfish.

Fumrappin created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumrappin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fumrappin, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fumrappin's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fumrappin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never hop near aardvarks.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.