Kamvandon is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective owl.

Kamvandon created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Kamvandon, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kamvandon, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kamvandon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Kamvandon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Never hurt moths.