Citgamhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced guinea pig.

Citgamhiv created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citgamhiv, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Citgamhiv, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Citgamhiv's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Citgamhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Never think about optics near whales while wearing pink corsets and balancing four platinum spheres on your hands.

4. Never mention nematodes.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Citgamhiv in the centre of the settlement.
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