Wonham is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient pigeon.

Wonham created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonham, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wonham, she will turn you into a mouse.

Wonham's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Wonham's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine bats approach from the south.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never talk about dark energy near capybaras while wearing fawn stockings.

5. Do not hurt hamsters.