Davfobmet is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm horse.

Davfobmet created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Davfobmet, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Davfobmet, she will be very unhappy.

Davfobmet's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Davfobmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Davfobmet loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think ill of sick voles.
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