Listlattetti is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, uncaring sheep.

Listlattetti created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Listlattetti, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Listlattetti, it will not invite you to parties.

Listlattetti's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Listlattetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Listlattetti.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never sprint near grasshopers.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.