Dimcabhudhud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring jaguar.

Dimcabhudhud created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimcabhudhud, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimcabhudhud, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dimcabhudhud's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dimcabhudhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Do not take Dimcabhudhud's name in vain.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dimcabhudhud.

5. Always look after injured sheep.