Dimcabhudhud is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring
jaguar.
Dimcabhudhud created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dimcabhudhud, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dimcabhudhud, it will turn you into a small brown duck.
Dimcabhudhud's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Dimcabhudhud's Holy Commandments1. Never think about black holes.
2. Never go into pink rooms.
3. Do not take Dimcabhudhud's name in vain.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dimcabhudhud.
5. Always look after injured sheep.