Yogtapbum is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, calm porpoise.

Yogtapbum created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogtapbum, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yogtapbum, he will send minions to preach to you.

Yogtapbum's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Yogtapbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Yogtapbum on top of all buildings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.