Vanbamnull is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, selfish sheep.

Vanbamnull created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vanbamnull, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vanbamnull, she will not invite you to parties.

Vanbamnull's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Vanbamnull's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink swans, for they are unholy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Vanbamnull loves goats, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.