Hakfutlun is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered wyvern.

Hakfutlun created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hakfutlun, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hakfutlun, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hakfutlun's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Hakfutlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Hakfutlun in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.