Ruttbonkkop is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, able frog.

Ruttbonkkop created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Ruttbonkkop, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttbonkkop, she will make you grow a tail.

Ruttbonkkop's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Ruttbonkkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of garlic to otters while wearing fawn ear rings.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Never wear cyan corsets.

5. Always treat geese with great respect.