Boglanbag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, stupid centipede.

Boglanbag created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Boglanbag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Boglanbag, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Boglanbag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Boglanbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.