Canarmdadnilfomfomhat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, happy ant.

Canarmdadnilfomfomhat created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Canarmdadnilfomfomhat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Canarmdadnilfomfomhat, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Canarmdadnilfomfomhat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Canarmdadnilfomfomhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near otters while wearing black corsets.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about dark matter near capybaras while wearing white ear rings and balancing nine platinum spheres on your chest.