Bimhugbin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, conceited wyvern.

Bimhugbin created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimhugbin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bimhugbin, it will come to you in dreams.

Bimhugbin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bimhugbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about gravity near snails while wearing fawn jumpers.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not sing in public.