Cunkipgid is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking fox.

Cunkipgid created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunkipgid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cunkipgid, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cunkipgid's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cunkipgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cunkipgid's priests.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about dark matter near cats while wearing pink rings and balancing five silver spheres on your face.

4. Run away from indigo gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Never feed grapes to turtles while wearing shirts.