Omtmittipgov is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, pitiless tapir.

Omtmittipgov created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Omtmittipgov, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Omtmittipgov, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Omtmittipgov's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Omtmittipgov's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Omtmittipgov.

2. Worship no other gods but Omtmittipgov.

3. Run away if four sharks approach from the north.

4. Never feed apples to foxes while wearing stockings.

5. Always pray immersed in water.