Cubbafdiss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, selfish yak.

Cubbafdiss created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Cubbafdiss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cubbafdiss, she will send you a sign.

Cubbafdiss' most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cubbafdiss' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cubbafdiss.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cubbafdiss.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.