Konsagpon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair bear.

Konsagpon created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konsagpon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Konsagpon, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Konsagpon's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Konsagpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Put Konsagpon first in all things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.