Quartsandyarl Jabfubnib is a god.

It takes the form of a large, competent snail.

Quartsandyarl Jabfubnib created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartsandyarl Jabfubnib, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quartsandyarl Jabfubnib, it will turn you into a plant.

Quartsandyarl Jabfubnib's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Quartsandyarl Jabfubnib's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help dolphins in need.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not speak about carrots.