Tarzakjabhadflagkadvoglig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unselfish sheep.

Tarzakjabhadflagkadvoglig created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarzakjabhadflagkadvoglig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tarzakjabhadflagkadvoglig, he will boil you in a big pot.

Tarzakjabhadflagkadvoglig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tarzakjabhadflagkadvoglig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help sick foxes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.