Tinwandun is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, tiresome camel.

Tinwandun created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinwandun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tinwandun, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tinwandun's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tinwandun's Holy Commandments

1. Tinwandun must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never sit near aardvarks.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not take Tinwandun's name in vain.