Ratquafzim is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, capable dryad.

Ratquafzim created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratquafzim, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Ratquafzim, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Ratquafzim's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Ratquafzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dolphins.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Feed all hungry whales.

4. Hide from turquoise birds for they are unholy.

5. Never think about asteroids.