Cenbaffabtaggumhubbog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish troll.

Cenbaffabtaggumhubbog created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenbaffabtaggumhubbog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cenbaffabtaggumhubbog, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cenbaffabtaggumhubbog's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cenbaffabtaggumhubbog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about spacetime.