Bifgabhap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic wyvern.

Bifgabhap created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bifgabhap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bifgabhap, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bifgabhap's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bifgabhap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Bifgabhap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Otters are not to be trusted.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Bifgabhap on top of important buildings.