Yargetfem is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless crow.

Yargetfem created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yargetfem, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yargetfem, he will refuse to believe in you.

Yargetfem's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Yargetfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Run away if eight goats approach from the south.

3. Yargetfem loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.