Bugragpog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet crane.

Bugragpog created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugragpog, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bugragpog, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bugragpog's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bugragpog's Holy Commandments

1. Bugragpog must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about optics near sharks while wearing brown dresses and balancing six nickel spheres on your back.