Misdab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, cheerful hummingbird.

Misdab created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Misdab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Misdab, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Misdab's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Misdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect four titanium sculptures of Misdab on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about great tits.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.