Babbafjiprip is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful squid.

Babbafjiprip created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babbafjiprip, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Babbafjiprip, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Babbafjiprip's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Babbafjiprip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not take Babbafjiprip's name in vain.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Feed all hungry sharks.

5. Do not make images of living things.