Satbopnull is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, amazing gorilla.

Satbopnull created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Satbopnull, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Satbopnull, he will jump up and down on your head.

Satbopnull's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Satbopnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Always treat gulls with great respect.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.