Satbopnull is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, amazing
gorilla.
Satbopnull created everything that exists six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Satbopnull, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Satbopnull, he will jump up and down on your head.
Satbopnull's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Satbopnull's Holy Commandments1. Always wear black.
2. Always treat gulls with great respect.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Do not dye your hair fawn.
5. You must never eat tomatoes.