Komtomliktapfethom is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, almighty
squirrel.
Komtomliktapfethom created the universe five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Komtomliktapfethom, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Komtomliktapfethom, she will curse you with boils.
Komtomliktapfethom's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Komtomliktapfethom's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Put Komtomliktapfethom first in all things.
3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near ducks while wearing yellow shorts and balancing eight gold spheres on your legs.
4. Worship no other gods but Komtomliktapfethom.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.