Abpidjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced snake.

Abpidjarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Abpidjarn, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Abpidjarn, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Abpidjarn's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Abpidjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to bats while wearing red tights.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.