Gepmapsterlid is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful
parrot.
Gepmapsterlid created matter nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Gepmapsterlid, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Gepmapsterlid, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Gepmapsterlid's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Gepmapsterlid's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt goats.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gepmapsterlid.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.