Gepmapsterlid is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful parrot.

Gepmapsterlid created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gepmapsterlid, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gepmapsterlid, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gepmapsterlid's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Gepmapsterlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gepmapsterlid.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.