Nilbapvil Tingepkem is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, happy bee.

Nilbapvil Tingepkem created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nilbapvil Tingepkem, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nilbapvil Tingepkem, she will think nothing of it.

Nilbapvil Tingepkem's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Nilbapvil Tingepkem's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nilbapvil Tingepkem first in all things.

2. Do not take Nilbapvil Tingepkem's name in vain.

3. Never feed peanuts to shrews while wearing turquoise jumpers.

4. Never laugh near pigs.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.