Fasstaftarg is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, tranquil slug.

Fasstaftarg created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fasstaftarg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fasstaftarg, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fasstaftarg's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fasstaftarg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five mites approach from the north.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.