Wotdindab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, moody salamander.

Wotdindab created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotdindab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wotdindab, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Wotdindab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wotdindab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wotdindab's priests.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never paint your hands indigo.