Yakdadbat is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, astonishing dove.

Yakdadbat created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakdadbat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yakdadbat, she will torture you forever.

Yakdadbat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Yakdadbat's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Yakdadbat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Retreat if seven capybaras approach from the north.

4. Hide if eight shrews approach from the west.

5. Erect six tin sculptures of Yakdadbat on top of important buildings.