Japgepnil Venkanbell is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, emotional raven.

Japgepnil Venkanbell created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Japgepnil Venkanbell, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Japgepnil Venkanbell, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Japgepnil Venkanbell's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Japgepnil Venkanbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Japgepnil Venkanbell.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.