Nighakominkimwigbombed is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring dingo.

Nighakominkimwigbombed created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nighakominkimwigbombed, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nighakominkimwigbombed, he will try to impress you with trees.

Nighakominkimwigbombed's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nighakominkimwigbombed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Run away from green mice, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.