Ganlaggup is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unjust shrew.

Ganlaggup created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganlaggup, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ganlaggup, it will strike you with lightening.

Ganlaggup's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Ganlaggup's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Ganlaggup in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.