Jamtarpsis is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, strong hippopotamus.

Jamtarpsis created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamtarpsis, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jamtarpsis, it will turn you into a tree.

Jamtarpsis' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Jamtarpsis' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jamtarpsis.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Do not keep four capybaras in a large pit.