Bapfigpak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, ruthless slug.

Bapfigpak created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapfigpak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bapfigpak, it will turn you into a frog.

Bapfigpak's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bapfigpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Doves are not to be trusted.

3. Never hurt grasshopers.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Bapfigpak loves goats, so they must be honoured.