Bonkfodmif is a god.

He takes the form of a small, omniscient wombat.

Bonkfodmif created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkfodmif, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bonkfodmif, he will not care at all.

Bonkfodmif's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bonkfodmif's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bonkfodmif nine times a day.

2. Never sit near mice.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

4. Sheep are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.