Zodafnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish troll.

Zodafnurt created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Zodafnurt, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zodafnurt, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Zodafnurt's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Zodafnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about stars.