Wodsugfod Bodcinfon is a god.

It takes the form of a small, weak octopus.

Wodsugfod Bodcinfon created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Wodsugfod Bodcinfon, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wodsugfod Bodcinfon, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wodsugfod Bodcinfon's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Wodsugfod Bodcinfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Always help shrews.